dismissed
So last night, i went on this date with this guy. we’re gonna call him henry. he was the first guy to ever give me a super like on tinder ages ago but we never had to right schedule to meet up. he asked me out multiple times previous but i was always working so things never worked. but he asked me if i was free friday night and i finally said yes, thinking I WAS GOING TO THE BARS. Instead we ended up getting some food and he paid for me which was nice. We talked and stuff, you know getting to know each other. So we walk back to him dorm and end up cuddling and watching a movie. We never finished the movie bc the wifi at osu sucks ass. So we just ended up cuddling and talking. At this point he’s like squishing me to be superrrrr close like damn can a girl breathe??? He goes down and kisses me. I’m like ok let’s see where this goes. I kiss him back and shit and there is some touching and stuff. He starts to take off my clothes and so i help him with his. I decided to take another step and go down. So when i gave literally 2 strokes this dude came. Never ever has a dude so quick from me barely touching. I asked Henry if we should continue and he said yeah. Mind you this dudes dick was like captain hook so it was kinda whack to do anything. He ends getting a condom and tries to fuck me. I’m already weirded out at this point thinking I just took this dudes virginity. I helped him stick inside but he kept missing *facepalm* He had no rhythm in MISSIONARY so i was like damn idk what were gonna do so me being the bigger person (not literally bc he’s like 6’ and i’m 5’1) i was like ok let me ride you. I’m usually hella lazy so I only ride for a few mins and then another positions but I WAS IN THAT POSITION FOR 8 MINS. I was dead at this point. So it keeps dragging on and his dick keeps popping out of me probs bc i wasn’t feeling it anymore and his dick was weird shaped. I told him let’s just stop bc I had to go home. He agreed and I just put my clothes back on thanked him for the night and left. I walked back to my car and I GOT A TICKET. The night even got worse bc I had some whack ass dick game and I had to pay this parking ticket. The dude had to be dismissed I had to risk my 100+ snapchat streak with him bc I couldn’t fw. Deleted off of snap and on instagram. You know it’s funny how people say get to know them first but I did that and it was just not good.
